Oh yes we did - we won the Lotto!!! So to all of you who have laughed at us for playing all these years - we say - who's laughing now?!?! Yes, we buy lotto tickets...yes, we even stand in line with illegal aliens to get them....yes, we make mad dashes to purchase before the cut-off...we do all that and why? So we can have a moment like this...a few minutes of quiet contemplation about what we'll do with all that money...cars, furs, jewels, islands in the sun - to purchase, not to sit on - and then, a slight case of nerves as the mister checks the ticket....
one match....nothing new - we're used to that...
two matches....big deal, happens all the time....
three matches...now he has my full attention....
four matches....WOO-HOO BABEEEEEEEEEE!!!
five matches....not even close but just as well as I would have needed some Depends....
Six matches....The Holy Grail - HEY! You Can't Win if you Don't Enter!!!
So we didn't get the BIG money - but we did get some serious change....like to the tune of $33.00! And that's nothing to sniff about! If we invest it wisely, we'll be able to retire in 2088!!
Laugh....ye of little faith...