Now you know...so back off...I'm not going on a cruise - never, never, never...there is nothing you can say or do to get me on a cruise - and no amount of money either - or diamonds...ain't going to happen...
Tsunamis...Norwalk Virus...Scud Missilies (what? they've been known to misfire!)...Titanic...Creature from the Black Lagoon...Torpedos...The Poseidon ...Ursula The Sea Witch...Pirates...Speedos...The Abyss...I could go on and on but you get my point - not going, not 
going, not going.
